The Gardener, the Clerk, his Wife and the Ligger …
Written by John Hackett
Originally published in the Journal of the Classic Rock Society
Reproduced here by kind permission




Malta Classic Rock Festival 2004

It is not often that a singer comes off stage after a terrific performance and dives straight into the Mediterranean Sea to cool off! But that is precisely what Fish did at this year’s (the first) Malta Classic Rock Festival. The setting was the island fortress Fort Manuel, built by the Knights of the Order of St John in 1723, overlooking the Marsamxett Harbour of Valetta. With the full moon rising in a cloudless sky above the ancient spires of Valetta, this was a perfect backdrop to the lights, cameras and action of a superb rock event (I am told there will be a DVD).

The artists performing were Fish, Jethro Tull, Roger Hodgson, Beangrowers, Winter Moods, Colourblind and Steve Hackett. There were some fantastic performances (definitely worthy of doing a review next year, Martin – don’t forget your trunks).

Steve’s prowess on the guitar, of course, goes without saying. But of those I had not seen before, Roger Hodgson (ex-Supertramp) made an awesome sound for one man armed only with a Korg Triton and the occasional 12-string. Also, personally, it was great to hear Ian Anderson live – driving, rhythmic playing; fluent improvisation; and, at my current weight, far better at standing on one leg.




The Big Lig What was I doing there? Well, nearly 2 years ago the Steve Hackett acoustic trio (with Roger King on keyboards) played a gig at the beautiful baroque Manoel Theatre. It had been my first trip to Malta and, frankly, I fell in love with the place. The promoters were such good hosts that when Steve’s manager, Billy Budis, mentioned going back this year to open the festival with the trio (a special performance for the sponsors) there was an immediate dive for the diary to see just how long this particular trip could decently be extended.

We dropped the kids off at my mum’s (thanks, mum!) on the way and my wife, Katrin and I headed for the sun. A second honeymoon? Or did she just want to make sure I came back, having raved about the place last time… While we were there, Steve’s drummer proposed to his girlfriend (there’s something about the moon and the Med). Happily, she said yes, so congratulations to Gary and Sarah!

In no time at all, however, or so it seemed, we were back in London and sitting in my brother’s kitchen. Steve put on the Art Garfunkel album “Watermark” which I had not realised was a favourite of his as well as mine. Then he put on “Spectral Mornings” which I had not heard for a long time.



Spectral Mornings We talked over the heady days of ’79 when we hid away for weeks in Hilversum, Holland to record what was to become a top 10 album and one that contained some of Steve’s most popular compositions. The weather had been awful – constant snow and ice - so that they were even doing hand-brake turns on the lake outside. All in all it was perfect recording weather. “I remember it as one big party,” said Steve. We had just finished a successful tour with the band he had formed after leaving Genesis. Pete Hicks was the main singer. In true English schoolboy tradition, Pete used to call me Hackett Minor (I guess that makes my son a mini-minor?). He had other names for me – Hackett-whackit-smackit-in-the-bracket-at-a-penny
-a-packet-in-a-second-hand-jacket-and-trouser – comes to mind. This last a reference to the green velvet jacket I used to wear to those first band rehearsals off the Caledonian Road in London. “I had a jacket like that years ago when I got married,” he once said, “and it was going out of fashion then!”

Maybe I had a subconscious desire to be a sort of Prog Rock Velvet Gentleman like Erik Satie; which reminds me – while playing 3 of Satie’s pieces in Malta, a helicopter hovered overhead and you could hardly hear a note. Some people were put off but as Satie used typewriters in his music (Parade), I thought this quite fitting.


Back to the band – Dik Cadbury was on bass and also sang – he had a fabulous counter-tenor voice that if anyone remembers those early gigs at Hammersmith Odeon, was a very pleasant, if surprising, substitute for Sally Oldfield on Shadow of the Hierophant from the “Acolyte” album. Nick Magnus (check out his new album “Hexameron”) on keyboards also has fond memories of those days, but he does have a message for whoever stole his cheesecloth shirt from the then tiny backstage bar at Hammersmith Odeon in 1978 – and it is “thank-you!”


On the subject of sartorial elegance, the prize surely went to Steve’s drummer, John Shearer, who would stand on his drum-stool and wave his bottom at the audience in a pair of trousers so tight they could only have been sprayed on. His roadie, Mick, was forbidden to touch his stainless steel kit unless he was wearing gloves. We took it in turns (unsuccessfully) to beat John at table football. Meanwhile the recording went on far into the night – helped by frequent trips to the studio drinks cabinet.





The Clerk I went to sleep that night back from Malta with “Spectral Mornings” playing on my walkman. ‘Dreaming of golden sands and palm trees, I said file these quickly and then staple these’; this lyric from the Ballad of the Decomposing Man made me laugh more than ever before. Goodness knows, I’ve done some clerical jobs in my time, so boring that escape into a fantasy dream-world was the only means of survival. I gather that Fish used to be a gardener many years ago – maybe that was more fun.

Anyway, a big thank-you to Nigel & Sharyn Camilleri, Carmen Camilleri Ciantar and Lou Bondi, the organisers of the Classic Rock Festival in Malta. As they said in the programme:


“As this year marks the 50th anniversary of the birth of rock & roll, it is great to add a Maltese voice to the chorus – Long live rock!”


To read another John Hackett article, please select from the following:

* 'Revelations'
* 'Looking For Someone'
* 'Star Clusters'
* 'I Know What I Don't Like (In My Wardrobe)'
* '2 Pints of Saki and a Packet of Crisps...'

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